Idiot Boyfriend

Not based on personal experience. Maybe.

Ooh Ahh
I know what you want
I know what you need
But I'm gonna screw it up
Yeah
Cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend

I'm gonna take you out
Leave my wallet home
Then I'll use your cell phone
Baby
Long distance
And I'm your boyfriend

Baby, I know I'm a man whose made mistakes
I still got some learning to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now, we're best friends too!!!
Yeah!

I know what you want
I know what you need
But I'm gonna screw it up
Yeah
Cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend
Yes I am

I'm gonna get you a gift
But it's something I like too
Hope you like this Norelco Beard Trimmer
With my name on it
And I'm your boyfriend

I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up
At four o'clock in the morning
Wake you up
I'm an idiot
Pick up the phone

Now look
Let's get into my dad's suv
And well go over to my house
My crib
My pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
We'll up on some great DVD's I picked up
How about something like "The Matrix?"
I can turn that boom box up
And make the bass smack the side of my mom's couch
And baby,
You like fine cooking?
Cause you know what?
I got a Swanson's dinner
In the freezer with your name on it
Check it out

I got a permanent wave
Yeah!
I got an Ogiluie home perm, baby

I honk the horn
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear you honk it

Let me hear you say, 'Uhh, Uhh!"
Let me hear you say, "Uhh, Uhh, Uhh!"
Let me hear you say, "Uhh, Uhh!"
Let me hear you say, "Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, oh oh yeah!"
Let me hear you say, "Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, oh oh yeah!"



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