St. Patrick's Day Parodies

John Mayer - Your Body Is A Wonderland

There's a rabbi with a shillelagh
There's a McCormack named Sean.
There's an Indian dude playing bagpipes
There's a Chinese leprechaun.
Nobody's here from Ireland!
Nobody's here from Ireland, that's for sure.
Nobody's here from Ireland!
Nobody's here from Ireland!

Christina Aguliera - Beautiful

St. Patrick's Day, I think it's wonderful
The day is here, for Guinness Beer.
Guinness Beer, you're mysterious
I pour you out, then wait an hour
You are beautiful, I drank a case today!
Now I weigh 300 pounds
So won't you drink one down?
Won't you drink one down?
Today?

Coldplay - Clocks

Bagpipes start to play
You can march, unless you're gay
Singing many different shades of green
Don't mess with an angry queen.
Singing let them march, and you will know
Gay guys make better floats.
Singing coo-oo-oo-ool float.
Coo-oo-oo-ool float

Eminem - Lose Yourself

Look!
You only have one shot!
After 6 pints of Amstel, 3 Budweisers,
2 beers I never heard of - microbrews.
Plus 1 Seagram's wine cooler you stole out of some girl's backpack.
Then you ate everything you saw at the parade.
Could you digest it?
Or lose control of your bodily functions.
Yo, my palms are sweaty.
Corned beef, canned confetti
Falling on my sweater already.
Green confetti I'm burping, But on purpose I keep forgettin' to throw up
I don't think my brain will let me hold it down.
Now, I'm bending over, it won't come out
Time's up! Over! Blast!
And back comes the cabbage
There goes shamrocks
Some wasted sandwiches
I hope there's no cameras
Oh, a weak bladder
I won't until it don't matter
I'll clean it next Saturday
Puke yourself in the bathroom..


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