Spring Break Parodies

Blink 182 - All The Small Things

Spring break, that year
Went out and bought beer
Cashier grabbed me, took my fake ID
Wait a second man
You don't understand
That picture is me with a turban and a tan
My my my my my my my my my my my my name's Mohammad

Marc Anthony - I Need To Know

They say 'Who wants to be a millionaire?'?
Give me a million and I wouldn't care
There's only one place I have to be
And that's at the beach house on MTV
Cancun, Costa Rica baby I don't care
Use my dad's Visa if it get's me there
Tell me Carson Daly 'cause I need to know
How I'm gonna get onto the Spring Break show
I need to know, Spring Break Show

Santana - Smooth

Well it's a hot one
Al Roker says it'll make 101
I got my boombox and my cooler
Filled with taquisa, out by the pool
But you went to the ocean
Locked me out of the room
I need some suntan lotion on my body soon
I look just like a lobster man, my trips ruined
Give me a plane ticket home,
And let's forget about it
Yeah let's forget about it!

Dave Matthew's Band - So Much To Say

My head is hurt and I'm just wakin' up
And I am shaking,
'Cause I just threw up
Yeah yeah yeah, drank to much
Drank all 35 flavors of Jello shots
Smoked somebody's pot
Then I did a kegstand for a long long time
Made out with a stranger for a long long time
This is what Spring Break is all about

Ah little baby!



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