Winter Olympic Parodies

Five For Fighting : Superman


I can go downhill
On the icy snow
Dressed up in my unitard
Where else can I go?
I'm only a man B
ON two skinny red skies
nstead of cologne,I'mwearing antifreeze
Can't even tell if I'm winning the race
Because snot is frozen on my face
It's not easy to downhill ski

Ludicris: Roll Out


What in the world is on your mind
What you got on your mind
A couple of dude's will freeze
It ain't height people
It's white people
Ain't no homies
Playing hockey
If it's below 30*
You can bite me
I'm going to see a movie with the hot pack
Thaw Out!


Nickelback: This is how you remind me


This is how you remind me of how I will get hurt
Going down 16 stories
Haven't done it since the 1940's
All the drugs that I'll be taking
For all the bones I'll be breaking
I will cry
I could die
You'll have to find my body at the bottom
These's few words running in my head
Don't die
Don't die
Don't die on this little sled
Yeah Yeah
Please don't die on this little sled

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